" text message "

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1: What teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.

  * e.g.,  ... Fast-Food Employee: Hi, how can I help you? Teenager (while typing a text message): Yeah...uh...um.... Fast-Food Emlpoyee: Are you ready to order? Teenager (still texting): Uh....yeah....uh.... Fast-Food Employee: (slightly annoyed): Have you decided what you'd like to order today? Teenaer (still texting): Uh....um....I would like....um.....uh.... Fast-Food Employee: F*ck this! I'm going to the Navy. 

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1: the dumbest fucking thing ever created.

  * e.g.,  ... fuck the text message example theres no need, 

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2: usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus

  * e.g.,  ... look out side your window and you will see someone 

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3: making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last

  * e.g.,  ... texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure. 

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4: 20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.

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5: sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little

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6: fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time

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1:  a way for teens to breakup with each other...

  * e.g.,  ...  oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries* 

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2:  The act of messaging someone via cellular device...

  * e.g.,  ...  i just got a text message! SWEET!!! 

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3:  something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...

  * e.g.,  ...  I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES! 

 [ "Text messaging" ]

1:  An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.

  * e.g.,  ... Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging* 

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2:  An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.

  * e.g.,  ... Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed! 

 [ "text MESSage" ]

1: when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.

  * e.g.,  ... Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo? Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage! 

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1: The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

  * e.g.,  ... Text Messaging 

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1: a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...

  * e.g.,  ... most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic 

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2: A: think it's cute

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3: B: like to waste time

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4: C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.

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1: the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.

  * e.g.,  ... Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month. 

 [ "text messaging" ]

1:  The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: What are you doing? 

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2:  Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: Text messaging 

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3:  Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Can you print out your conversations? 

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4:  Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: No 

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5:  Text messaging sucks

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print  

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1: When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.